Recipes

Almond Cake with Rhubarb and Cardamom – Mercury Poisoning

Apple Cranberry Pie- I now pronounce you…

Asian Salad – My R2 Unit 

Asparagus Basil Chevre Spread – Island Life

Asparagus with Mustard Sauce- Bam! (snore) 

Asparagus and Spring Pea Farrotto – The Missing Piece

Baby Greens with Warm Fennel Dressing- Occupy Walnuts 

Bibimbap – What’s in a Name?

Beef Short Ribs – Not Saying No

Summer Berry Tartlets with Almond Crust and Vanilla Bean Pastry Cream – Temper, Temper

Basil Pesto with Zucchini Noodles – Spiralized

Birthday Cake- A note to the chef (in icing) 

Bibimbap – What’s in a name? that which we call a chef…

Biscotti, Chocolate – Earthquakes, Part II: There Will Be Food

Blueberry and Lemon Galette with Hazelnut Rosemary Crust – Big Room, Small Room, Big Room

Blue Corn Blinis – Brady Therapy

Bread, Fig and Fennel – Island Life

Bread, Flower Pot Revised – Flower Pot Bread

Bread, Russian Black – Out of Commission

Bread, Rye – Act Now and You Also Get…

Bread with Salami, Cheese, and Sundried Tomatoes – Waiting for Good Dough

Bread, Whole Wheat Raisin Rosemary Boules – Wanderlust

Bread Starter- Peter Panning

Brie Tartlets with Honey Garlic Sauce – Thanks, but no thanks

Brioche, Flower Pot – My Gluten Garden

Buttercream Frosting – Princess Buttercream and the Epic Fail

Butternut Squash and Sage Soup- Silence

Cabbage, Vegan- Stuffed with Rice and Topped with  Sweet and Sour Tomato Sauce

Cake with Pink Frosting – Cakelove

Carrot Parsnip Nests with Cardamom Salsa – The Princess and the Plumber

Cauliflower with Tahini and Picante Paprika – Rocket Man

Cheesecake, Dulce de Leche- Chain of Fools

Cheeseburgers, Mini – Small

Cheese Enchiladas- That must be some really powerful brown rice 

Chicken Kung Pao With Snow Peas and Broccoli- Kung Pao K Hole

Chicken Makahni (Buttered Chicken) – The Shoulders of Giants

Chicken, Moroccan with Saffron, Tomatoes, and Honey – Invisibility

Chicken Paprikash – Comforted

Chicken Pot Pie- The Legend of Maw Maw and Chuckie

The Perfect Roast Chicken- Chickenpalooza

Chicken Stock- Lucky Stock Time 

Chicken, Thai Green Curry Chicken Puffs – Only in New York…

Cookies, Salted Butterscotch Cookies – Gimmie Some Sugar

Cornbread Stuffing- Top Ten Ways to Not Lose Your Mind on Thanksgiving Day (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

Cranberry, Cherry, Walnut Oat Bars- One Hundred Miles of Solitude

Creamed Spinach- Zombies Among Us

Vegan Cucumber and Tomato Salad with Mint and Lemon Dressing – My Pinstripe Princes 

Cupcakes, Lemon Thyme with Raspberry Buttercream Frosting- It’s Not You, It’s the Humidity 

Cupcakes, Red Velvet-  “Did you eat colors?” 

Dog Cookies- The Biggest Rock You Can Find 

Egg Muffins with Turkey Bacon, Spinach, Tomatoes and Basil- The Plaza

Gluten-Free Falafel – PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables)

Green Beans (Haricot Vert) with Miso Lime Sauce – Umami Wears Combat Boots

Fennel Sausages – Sausage Envy

Fig and Chile- Tagliatelle Leap and the net will follow! 

Fried Soup – Wait, you fried WHAT?

Ginger Scones- Butter Pines

Ginger Oatmeal Snaps -Cookies for dinner

Gingerbread Cake- Excuse me waiter, there’s a beer in my cake. 

Green Beans with Sherry Vinaigrette, Walnuts and Dried Cherries- Se7en

Gumbo with Shrimp and Crab – Getting Inducted

Halibut Ceviche- Look Inside

Hazelbeet Butter – Island Life

Hot and Sour Soup- Never trust a good hair day

Hummus- Jerapy

Kale Chips -Old Spice 

Kale with Sauteed Walnuts- Occupy Walnuts 

Kugel – Step Half

Lamb Stew- stewing 

Lemongrass, Coconut, Chicken Soba Noodle Soup- Pre-Op Sick Bay 

Lobster Bisque – Opening the box in the drawer in the safe in the trunk in the ocean

Macadamia Nut Brittle -It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane

Maple Granola-  Granola for Jaik is almost redundant 

Marinade, Herb – Peter Panning

Mushroom Tartlets – The Prom Queen

Mussels Mariniere- The Pride of England

Naan, Fennel – Homesick

Oatmeal Pomegranate Pancakes- Pantry Raid 

Orzo Salad – When God Slams a Door, He Always Breaks a Window

Caramelized Onion-Balsamic Gravy- Thank You

Pad Kee Mao-  The service will not be catered

Pasta, Cacio e Pepe with Kale – Snowmageddon

Pasta Bows Three Ways with Tomato, Garlic and Basil Sauce – Façademists 

Pasta, Wild Mushroom, Fresh Ricotta Pasta – Mushroom Gnomes

Peach and Ginger Crisp- Hang Up the Foam

Pecan-Crusted Trout with Rosemary Orange Butter- Fishues

Pecan Pie- My word! 

Potato, Pea and Fennel Samosas with Peach Chutney-  I’ll Have Nothing with a Side of Tasteless

Pork Chops with Minty Cher-Rhub Sauce– Cher-rhubs

Pork Loin with Strawberry Rhubarb Compote and Garlic Scapes – Soul Train

Rib Eye Steaks with Red Wine Reduction – Mounting a Defense

Risotto, Sous Vide – The Honeymove, Part 3

Salad, Fattoush with Sumac Pita Chips – Always a Caterer, Never a Bride

Salmon, Tea Smoked, on Gaufrettes-  School of Fish 

Salsa, Sumac – Homesick

Salted Caramel Snickerdoodle Ice Cream Sandwiches – The Kids Are All Right 

Scallops with Dynamite Sauce in Roasted Sesame Mushrooms – Impact

Shallot and Poppy Seed Braid- The Big Fat Cheese Ladies 

Shrimp Po Boys with Remoulade Slaw-The Boys of Summer

Shrimp Shumai- Keep Calm and Carry Apps

Shrimp Skewers with Red Pepper Rouille Dip – A Wonderland of Television Guests?

S’Mores Cupcakes – Keep Playing

Souffles with Asparagus and Goat Cheese-  Soufflé!

Soup, Greek Tomato – Tomato Soup for the Soul

Sundried Tomato Butter – True

Thin Mints-  I am not now nor have I ever been a Girl Scout… 

Tortellini, Three-Cheese – Eavesdropping

Tortillas, Flour- My Tortillas Are Like Snowflakes

Turkey Meatloaf-  The Circle of Loaf

Veggie Balls-  If veggies don’t have penises…

Vinaigrette, Cherry and Tomato – Bus Life

Whole Wheat Oat Bread-  Thank You Sandie

Zucchini, Avocado and Basil Soup-  The Other Green Meat

Zucchini, Maple Syrup, Walnut and Cheese Muffins- Failure Muffins 



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